Evie-isms

Me: "Evie, when you hurt someone, you should say sorry. Not laugh. It's not funny to hurt people."

Evie: "But, how did you know I was laughing quietly?"

Me: "Because I'm the Mom. And Mom's know everything."

Evie: "No they don't"

Me: "Yes they do."

Evie: "No they don't."

Me: "Yes, they do. Why don't you test me and ask me something to see if I know it?"

Evie: "Okay. Did you know that Heavenly Father lives in a cloud, did you?"

(translation: You don't know if Heavenly father lives in a cloud, do you?)

Me: trying not to spit out the drink of water I just took

Grandma Rowe: "Zing."